The Best Goddamn Ai Writing Tool On The Internet
If Hemingway And Zuck Had A 👼🏽 And Its Life Depended On Writing High-Converting Copy
Kong is a moody little sucker AI writing tool that generates high-converting sales copy in seconds. That’s 10x better than 99% of copywriters.
If ROAS had a daddy, Kong would be it!
✨ROAS PRODUCING MAGIC✨
The Best Goddamn AI Writing Tool For High-Converting Copy On The Internet
A language model trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS. This little bad boy writes copy that hits harder than a bull with its balls in a bear trap.
Generate stalker level insights on your ideal buyers in seconds
✨AI Copywriting Model...✨
Trained by $7.8 billion in ROAS
Holy zuck. Let's go ROAS hunting 👀.
“After only 1 week, my Kong ads have cut my CPL in half. For the past 6 months my ad spend has been at $100 per day and cost per lead has been around $10. Now I'm getting twice the leads for $4.27 per lead! This will pay for itself 10,000x over!!”
Gary Bailey
“I've been tinkering with Al copywriting like a mad scientist in a lab full of word-bots, and let me tell you, I thought I was close to cracking the code. But your Kong Al? It's like comparing a tricycle to a Tesla.”
Krste Kovaceski
“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”
Corey Edmonds
“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”
Amanda Cullity
“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””
Waheed Dehedhi
“After only 1 week, my Kong ads have cut my CPL in half. For the past 6 months my ad spend has been at $100 per day and cost per lead has been around $10. Now I'm getting twice the leads for $4.27 per lead! This will pay for itself 10,000x over!!”
Gary Bailey
“I've been tinkering with Al copywriting like a mad scientist in a lab full of word-bots, and let me tell you, I thought I was close to cracking the code. But your Kong Al? It's like comparing a tricycle to a Tesla.”
Krste Kovaceski
“I got my Meta Ads rocking using Kong. More leads in the first 1hr than l've ever seen in months 😂😂”
Corey Edmonds
“Kong is amazing! Just got my Facebook ads website leads down to 49 cents per lead!”
Amanda Cullity
“Was very skeptical... what can this do that ChatGPT or other Als can't do. signed up. tried it. yup not sceptical any more. I now have a mini sabri suby writer on my team. WATCH OUT!””
Waheed Dehedhi
✨The First Of It's Kind✨
Like ChatGPT's Better-Looking Older Brother After A Couple Spicy Margaritas… With A Vengeance For Selling.
Look, if you've been prompt-wrestling with ChatGPT... To get some half-baked shit that couldn't sell a lollypop to a 5-year-old… You're not alone. Cos most AI writing tools suck harder than a Dyson. Kong doesn't.
✨ROAS On Tap✨
Better Ads. Higher CTR's. Lower CPMs. Cheaper CPA's. Higher ROAS. More Ad Scale.
Call Me Daddy ROAS Guarantee 
Kong will grab your favourite media buyer by the balls and whisper in their ear… “Who's your daddy?”. Yup. This little bad boy uses a proprietary AI technology that GUARANTEES to decrease your cost per lead and increase ad ROI by 20%... or you don't pay.
10x Better Than 99%
Of Copywriters
Dream Buyer Avatars
- Create a detailed buyer avatar including their deepest desires, beliefs, fears, pains, relationships, goals and emotions.
- Uncover 'obsessed stalker' level insights to boost conversion rates on ads and funnels.
- Discover Deep Seeded Buying triggers to increase ad ROI from all marketing campaigns.
- Find out EXACTLY what your market wants (so you can sell it to them).
Proven High-Converting Headlines
- Create powerful headlines, and subheadlines designed to capture attention and drive conversions on your landing pages and funnels.
- Opt-in page Headlines
- Webinar Registristration Pages Headlines
- Landing pages Headlines
Facebook Ads
- Generate hundreds of ad variations for lead gen and ecommerce with captivating headlines.
Stalker-Level Insights On Your Dream Customers In Seconds
🔥 Special Launch Pricing
Write high-converting copy in seconds. Try it now👇
Paid plans grant you full access to the platform. The agency plan comes with the ability to generate additional resources.
Save up to 30% on annual plans
* Prices in USD
Offer subject to terms of use.
KONG AI
Frequently asked questions
What exactly is Kong AI marketing?
+How can AI marketing benefit my business?
+Is my data safe with your AI marketing platform?
+Do I need to be a tech expert to use your AI marketing platform?
+How does the platform handle real-time data?
+What languages does Kong support?
+
What you are waiting for ?
Seriously, yo…
You should really just say “f*ck it”, sign up
and take this lil' badboy for a spin.